What If Cars Were Movies?
“Let’s all go to the movies.” Let’s all go to the movies … in an awesome car! We all love our cars, they get us from point A to B, but did you ever wonder what a car would be like if it could talk like Kit from Nightrider? We may be taking a page out of Pixar’s playbook, but we were wondering…if cars were movies, what kind of car would fit with what genre?
This is an easy one. Any minivan momma drives is gonna be the kind of car for the family-friendly genre. Animated films, a story about talking dogs, stories with a moral, that kind of stuff. So if we’re talking minivans, we’re talking the Chrysler Pacifica and the Dodge Grand Caravan. Both of those vehicles are seven seaters, with enough room for the whole gang to sit comfortably and enjoy the ride to the movie theater. Heck, with Chrysler Pacifica’s rear-entertainment systems, you can even watch a movie on the way to the movies!
Dodge. The Dodge Challenger, Dodge Charger, or the Dodge Viper. Did you really have to guess? Any kind of action movie needs a sick car. Can it get any better than a muscle car by Dodge? Chase scenes, Fast & the Furious type stuff, spy movies. Let’s hear that engine roar and pray the hero doesn’t get caught by the bad guy! Plus, with vehicles like the Dodge Challenger and Charger Hellcat, the bad guys will have a hard time keeping up with a car that generates 707 horsepower.
Ah, adventure. The outdoors. Maybe a trip to the African Safari? Or visiting the mountain terrains of the Northwest? You need a vehicle that can handle the stress, the steep inclines, and won’t fall apart like a pile of rocks. You need the Jeep Wrangler, a vehicle for the road and the uncharted trails. Trail Rated Tough, and now with all-new 4×4 systems, the Jeep Wrangler can handle the toughest paths when adventure comes knocking.
There’s just something about the Jeep Grand Cherokee SRT and SRT Night that speak “drama.” Maybe it’s the all-black exterior. Maybe it’s the contrast of luxury and raw power, inside and out. But something about these cars make you think whoever is driving is some sinister bleepin’ bleep. Just imagine the car pulling up to some club, the window rolls down, and some puffs of cigar smoke flutter out as someone places their hand on the car door, wearing a big ring for kissing. Evil, we say!
We don’t know why, but when we thought of a romantic comedy, “Sweet Home Alabama” came to mind. Which led to a guy in a truck. And really, what better way is there to get all cozy than in the crew cab of a Ram 1500? Plus, when you got boys on the prowl looking for love, you know they’re going to get rowdy. We can’t imagine a better vehicle for a group of friends to pile into and crack a few jokes.
What do you think of our choices? What other movie genres would a car relate to? Let us know on our social media.